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My favorite atheist quotes

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My favorite atheist quotes

1. I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. – Frank Lloyd Wright

2. We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes. – Gene Roddenberry

3. Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. – Seneca the Younger

4. If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose every deed is foul, foul, foul. – Isaac Asimov

5. Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going? – Anonymous

6. The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. – Richard Dawkins

7. People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to. – Bill Hicks

8. All the biblical miracles will at last disappear with the progress of science. – Matthew Arnold

9. I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. – Stephen Roberts

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish. – Anonymous

11. Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color. – Don Hirschberg

12. God should be executed for crimes against humanity. – Bryan Emmanuel Gutierrez

13. I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. – Mark Twain

14. Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? – Epicurus

15. A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it. – David Stevens

16. I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing. – Douglas Adams

17. It ain’t the parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. – Mark Twain

18. We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. – Richard Dawkins

19. Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-o, and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have. – Penn Jillette

20. Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense. – Chapman Cohen

21. When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion. – Robert Pirsig

22. I have no need for religion, I have a conscience. – Anonymous

23. I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world. – Richard Dawkins

24. Animals do not have gods, they are smarter than that. – Ronnie Snow

25. Today’s religion will be the future’s mythology. Both believed at one time by many; but proved wrong by the clever. – Steven Crocker

26. Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. – Napoleon

27. Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they shall think. – Arthur Schopenhauer

28. Why should I allow that same God to tell me how to raise my kids, who had to drown His own? – Robert G. Ingersoll

29. To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition. – Woody Allen

30. You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, You’re psychotic. – TV Show Dr House

31. In the beginning, God created the universe. This has made a lot of people very unhappy and is widely regarded as a bad move. – Douglass Adams

32. Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things:
One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell.
The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on Earth, and you should save it for someone you love. – Butch Hancock

33. You’re basically killing each other to see who’s got the better imaginary friend. -Richard Jeni

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The Most Unfair Thing About Life

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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What’s that, a bonus?!?! I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back, spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm! Amen.”

George Costanza

Star Trek – Bottle Of Slivovitz

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When I saw this clip I drop from my chair from laugh. Shame that second part of the clip is boring and there just to fill the space. Also who would say that Tasha Yar is born for turbo-folk. Mwhahaha. Hope non-balcan people get how hilarious is this clip.

Pliva Region

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Some German girls maded this video about my hometown Sipovo, nearby city Jajce and whole Pliva region. Its amazing and music is effectively cover the theme. Please check it out.

14 Good Reasons Why Star Trek is Better Than Star Wars

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Eh kad se pisalo po njuzima. hr.rec.sf.startrek

From: Cmdr.Radac (cmdr.ra…@hi.hinet.hr)
Subject: A zaąto ja volim Star Trek icon smile 14 Good Reasons Why Star Trek is Better Than Star Wars )
Newsgroups: hr.rec.sf.startrek
Date: 2002-12-15 14:15:03 PST

14 Good Reasons why Star Trek is better than Star Wars

1.. Just how many Star Trek films have been made?
2.. None of Star Trek““s leading characters have an interminable breathing
obstruction
3.. Star Trek doesn““t have to resort to using petty telekinetic forces to
make some action
4.. Star Wars creators obviously can““t count as they made 4, 5, and 6
first!?
5.. Strangely enough, all the leading ships in Star Wars are totally
invincible to enemy fire
6.. Star Wars storyline is either so difficult to understand, or so badly
written, that they need to tell us it by scrolling it on the screen before
the film starts
7.. Isn““t there some slight similarity between the ““photon““ and ““proton““
torpedoes?
8.. And which was created first?
9.. Which sound better: a ““hyperdrive motivator““ or a ““warp core““?
Exactly.
10.. Star Trek doesn““t have some stupid hairy monster out of Bigfoot and
the Hendersons
11.. One word: Q.
12.. DS9““s Dabo girls vs. no women at Tatooine““s spaceport bar.
13.. Data would kick C3P0““s metal ass.
14.. The new special effects on the trilogy don““t even come close to the
effects on the DS9 episode, Sacrifise of Angels

Kromlek Strange Rumours… Distant Tremors Lyrics

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I hardly found lyrics from new album of amazing german viking folk metal band Kromlek!
Enjoy

Kromlek „Strange Rumours… Distant Tremors“ 2007 Trollzorn

1. Valtivar – Sigtivar 01:10
2. Herjan 03:56
3. Grim Omens 08:38
4. Fólkthing 03:06
5. När Tiden Vissnar 03:20
6. Harvest 06:08
7. Strandhagg I – Approaching Longboats 05:23
8. Strandhagg II – Wave Bound 03:57
9. Strandhagg III – Landing 05:29
10. SvartMetall 01:14

Total playing time 42:21

Valtivar – Sigtivar

[intro]

Herjan

Achtfacher Hufschlag wenn Sturmes Saat erkeimt
Es rasen Fraß und Gier in toller Jagd verient
Und Schlachtfalken stoben vom Wolkenturm herab
Bring Feuer in mein Dunkel – in mein Ginungagap!

Im Brodern Borrs verbogen am Grenzwall jener Welt
Fernab vom weißen Blendern, mit denen Midgard fällt
Errichte ich ein Bollwerk, für nun und alle Zeit
Mein Horg wird niemals weichen – vor Feindeshand gefeit

Stahlwolf zieht die Furchen, sät Groll und heil zugleich
Formt Stäbe, den zu holen, der harrt im Andersreich
Mein Leib sei dein Acker, bestelle ihn mit Blut
Die Ernte ist gekommen! Entfache deine Wut!

Und kaum dass mein Opfer das Ritzwerk befleckt,
Mein Harmtau zum Julmond die Rachgier erweckt,
Rollt donnernd und bebend Dröhnen heran
Die Heermacht der Toten – Herjan voran!!!

Knie vor Herjan – dem Schlachtenlenker
Knie vor Herjan – dem Freitodlord
Knie vor Herjan – dem Eigenhenker
Knie vor Herjan – der Tat, dem Wort
Knie vor Herjan – dem All-Erbauer
Knie vor Herjan – dem Asenherrn
Knie vor Herjan – dem Weltenschauer
Und finde ihn im eignen Kern!

…und Gungir zieht über den Häuptern hinfort
So beugen wir uns Heervaters Macht
Von nun an soll brennen in unsren Seelen ein Wort:
„Ragnarök“, die finale Schlacht!

Grim Omens

THE TRAVELLER:
„Harken, o““kinsmen what I have to tell
The marsh realm is suffering from sinister spell
Come gather around the ember so bright
And listen to what has happened that night
Unknown paths to areas unseen
Surrounded by twilight, at heart kind of keen
Through tendrils like claws I made my way
Deities besides me tempting to stray
As I roamed through these woods of old
I felt there was something grim to unfold…“

TROLL CHIEFTAIN:
Forlorn mortal now listen to my vow
An oath I swear as thy oldest foe
Just before the next full moon rise
We““ll celebrate thy tribe““s demise
For too long we““ve avoided a war
But now we““ll start it with barbaric roar
Fear the fall of the forthcoming night
Its end will be thy end alike!

TROLL WARLORD:
O““ powerful seer grant me thy charm
The rage of a bear that no one could harm
Ancient idols awake! For I offer thee blood
Mortal lives I will take and drown them in mud!
With the sunset at the edge of the heel-stone
Let us summon by the marshland border
For the war god““s watching from his wood-throne
Thus we will obey this final order

TROLL BERSERK:
Horror is mine… Bones I grind
The skull of thine… They won““t find
In my lair… My hidden cave
Thy despair! My home – thy grave!

Blood gush I source – Bloodshed I force

THE TRAVELLER:
„The only reason they left me alive
Is to announce that (at last) no one will survive
Beware of the shapes that in twilight creep
Grim omens that tell us we““re (already) in too deep…“

Fólkthing

Aus der Ferne hallen die Gerüchte
Schemenhaft durchs Nebelheim
All das Grauen, die Berichte
Nähren Eurer Ängste Keim

Lasst den letzen Humpen kreisen
Hoch die Hörner – au der Sieg!
Met soll unsren Geist beflügeln
Eh““ wir ziehen in den Krieg

Meine Brüder, meine Krieger
Kommt heran zur Heeresschau
Spitz die Dornen, blank die Schneiden
Prüft nur alles ganz genau
Zäumt die Wölfe, schirrt die Keiler
Mit der Dämm““rung fall““n wir ein
Und noch eh““ der Morgen naht
Soll keiner mehr am Leben sein!

Lasst den letzen Humpen kreisen
Hoch die Hörner – au der Sieg!
Met soll unsren Geist beflügeln
Eh““ wir ziehen in den Krieg

Lasst uns trinken auf die Thursen – Heil sei Thrym und Surt zugleich
Lasst uns fluchten auf die Menschheit – Treibt sie aus dem Jötenreich!
Jagt zurück „ihn“ in die Wüste, seine Schergen hinterdrein
Seine Lehren, seine Lügen soll““n alsbald vergessen sein!!!

När Tiden Vissnar

I fjärran fladdra en eld
Ett ensam sken i hemsk myr…

Vid tjärnen sitter han
Betrakter mĺnes silverglans
Som speglar sig i mörka vatten
När tiden vissnar…

Före tiden han levde redan
Bakom tiden han stiger nedan

„Vad ska det bli av honom
när tiden vissnar?“

Hans ärrig ansikte flinar bister
Rĺ och vresig väntar han
Med ögon sĺ dyster
Och väntar tyst till undergĺng

Före tiden han levde redab
Bakom tiden han stiger nedan

Harvest

As I touched the soil I felt they taught me to feel
And as I watched the sun I saw what they taught me to see
And as I smelled the air I smelled what they taught me to smell
But as I swallowed the lake I felt nothing for these was nothing they taught me

I don““t belong to where I come from
With veins like roots reaching no water

I judge myself for being victim
I curse them for what they have taught me
I blame the gods for not intervening
I curse myself for judging the gods

I““m not bound to the hammer
I don““t need a shepherd
What I need is spittle
From the serpent

As long as I““ve pulled my plough upon frozen soil
I was tormented by feelings of senselessness
But now the the ravens““ rise – this is my harvest!!!
I see the boiling blood-fountains out of a reawakening earth!

May my muscles be ashes
To become one with the soil
May my excusing body
Fertilize the future grounds

Strandhagg I – Approaching Longboats

Drakkar
From the northcoast – heading southwards
Like a greedy wolfpack

Shores
Unsuspecting – approaching longboats
Out of the dim

Stormwhips
[And] every rowpull – urges us nearer
On our brutal journey

Ćgir!
Lead our plunder – calm the ocean
Let us take the stormlead

Strandhagg!
Raging pagans – devastation!
Begging monks around us

Assault
Inflammation – false believers
All their prayers grew silent

Odin!
One-eyed warlord – our master
Bless our sacrifice

Norsemen
That we were – that we are
And that we““ll always be

Windlord! Smell our sails! Guide our trails… to fearful shores
Warlord! Bless our blades! Grant us grades… in thy hall up high

Strandhagg is beginning of the end

Strandhagg II – Wave Bound

No gale could make us frown
At heart we““re valiant
No force could hunt us down
In times so malignant

Lead by naval sub storms in the rough, raging sea
Our hearts and our souls are bound to its force
And where death can be caused by one single false step
We see both life and death dwell from ONE source

Our nature is savage as the waves that we ride
And the moments of calm – they are few
So we make our way guided by tide
““til our mortal fate will be through

Let there be hundreds of longboats
Flood from the fjords and the pagan shores
Until Ćgir““s streams are ours again
Our storm of revenge knows no remorse

Let there be thousands of kinsmen
Underneath Valfather““s flag
Deluge the cross-shaded coasts
There will be no turning back!!!

There will be no mercy for shores that we reach
We scoff at the weakness your clergymen preach

Strandhagg III – Landing

Now we““re leaving open sea towards the western shores
Heading for the Scottish coast
Through the whipping Smirr our Drakkar urging forth

A distant shore lies in front of us so restfully
Occupied by those who beg
Pull the oars my fellows, the beach is just ahead!

Row, brothers, row for the spoil““s already near
Fast, brothers, fast, there““s a lot for us to tear!

Cloaked by fog we““re getting closer to the beach
Then our bows roll on the banks
A single moment – then all hell is breaking loose!

Soft as the weather is the way they““re defending
Instead of fighting as men of worth
They““re falling on their knees, but their end is now impending

Row, brothers, row for the spoil““s already near
Fast, brothers, fast, there““s a lot for us to tear!

It““s the age of the axe, sword & spear
Teach the occident what is fear
It““s the dawn of the wolf in man
It is time for the cross to ban

Slay these foreign parasites
They are prey for sacrifice
Let the age of Herjan rise!

„And when I set my foot into thy disgraced kingdom
Be sure my wrath will last for ages
Without mercy, without grace I will write
Thy chronicles most bloody pages“

Svartmetall

I natten, i mörket vi krypa
Pĺ hösten vi resa ur dimma
I skogens skuggor vi spökar
Vi legger i fejd med Krist

Vĺrt riket är kryptan av grundval
Frĺn kyrka till kyrka vi dvar

Mordbrand… Dommedag!!!

Vi(som) dölja anletet med läder
Klottrade med svart och vitt
Tovor som piskar genom tystnad
Som vargar bli vi rasande

Vi känna ingen aangest – vi frykta ingen död

Vi är sĺ elaka och vilda
Svart i hjärta och själ

SvartMetall!